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Buster Posey, why are you so fine?

GET OFF OF MY FACE.

pandemoniumclubfordeatheaters:

bowiemyman:

twotruths-go:

omg

this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library 

I work at Bakers Shoes at Newpark mall:]

• Fashion forward at all times
• No jeans unless tucked in boots or properly hemmed to heels.
• Leggings acceptable if top fully covers the tush
• No sneakers
• No flip flops
• No plain flats/sandals
• 3 different types of make-up product (ex:mascara, lipstick, eyeliner)
• Nail polish fully on or off

Why these rules are hard for me?

• I don’t wear jeans with anything but sneakers.
• My long torso and large ass makes it hard for many tops to fall past my tush.
• It’s California, I wear nothing but flip flops and sandals.
• I don’t wear make-up. Ever.
• I wear my nail polish til it chips off and then I re-paint them.

So I’m pretty much expected to look like I stepped out of the front cover of Seventeen magazine every time I come into work when in reality, I’m the laziest dresser in the world. If only I cared to look better. And I have to do this while coming out of track practice. Awesome.