October 2010
65 posts
SUDOKU FOR GEOMETRY HMWK?!?!
Don’t mind if I do.
so i decided to change my sheets just now;
and i decided to throw my old sheets into the wash. thing is, i was eating crackers before i threw the sheets in…and now my crackers are gone. i really hope i didnt throw them in the wash with my sheets. O.o
September 2010
64 posts
fuckyeah, early out.
Me&Eugene’s song for ASL 2 duets:]
Fuck trying to achieve jet black hair,
I’m going back to my brown. PFFFT.
Just checked RenWeb,
Nothin lower than a 95, bitch.
So my day went a little something like this,
-Woke up at 5:20 AM
-Went to the Keep-A-Breast Cancer Walk
-Cheered on 1500+ walkers and runners
-Went to volleyball game; FCS vs. CSD
-Got death glares from Kruppa
-Went to Panera w/Mar, Mrs. G. Keeks and Quinn
-Had a fun ass time
-Ran into Michelle @ Trader Joe’s
-Visited animal shelter and saw the ugliest effin rabbits I have ever seen
-Went home
-Napped for hours on end
...
ew,
you did not just call me dude.
I just pee'd the most neon yellow pee ever.
-Finish geometry homework
-Get ready for BTSP
-Pick up Aishabest
-BTSP!
-Kick ass in swim comps and win the ice cream party
-Study for World Religion 12
-Study for Bible 11
shiet, im busy.
I am so sick of being a kid.
That thought has never crossed my mind. But I’ve honestly been pushed to the point where I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of the fucking rules. They just keep coming and they keep getting piled one after the other after the other. They think it’s helping me? Fuck that. I’m miserable. I promised myself I would never let myself hit such a low, but I’M FUCKING...
So I hate it when
I call someone to ask about a homework question or something and then they don’t pick up, so then I have to call another person, and then they don’t pick up, and then I have to call yet, another person, and they dont pick up and then I end up calling like, ten thousand and two people who dont pick up their phones, and then I get to person ten thousand and three and they pick up and...
me&cara have decided,
that we’re not submitting our verses and at the end of the year, when yearbooks are released, we’re just gonna go around filling in the blanks in everyones yearbooks with our SENIOR QUOTES.
take that, FCHS.
John 11:35-
“Jesus wept.”
…AT THE STUPIDITY OF FCHS.
Aside from my bunny dilemma,
I really don’t know if I want to submit a bible verse or not. The only reason, like the ONLY REASON, why I would is because I don’t want a blank spot next to my picture. But I don’t want too because it’s dumb that I can’t put my senior quote in and this stupid senior bible verse crap is seriously pissing me off and I hate that the school has taken away yet another...
it makes me really sad to think that this may be...
and its only the beginning.
Just ate my weight in spaghetti&meatballs,
and garlic bread and salad and olives and pasta and whatever the else was on that table.
i love my neighbors so much.
An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to...
Professor: You are a Christian, aren't you, son?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, you believe in God?
Student: Absolutely, sir.
Professor: Is God good?
Student: Sure.
Professor: My brother died of cancer, even though he prayed to God to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But God didn't. How is God good, then? Hmm?
(Student was silent)
Professor: You can't answer, can you? Let's start again, young fella. Is God good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from?
Student: From.. God.
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it? And God did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil?
(Student didn't answer)
Professor: Is there sickness? Immortality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student: Yes, sir.
Professor: So, who created them?
(Student had no answer)
Professor: Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son.. have you ever seen God?
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your God.
Student: No, sir.
Professor: Have you ever felt your God, tasted your God, smelt your God? Have you ever had any sensory perception of God, for that matter?
Student: No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?
Student: Yes.
Professor: According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your God doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student: Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor: Yes, Faith. And that is the problem Science has.
Student: Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor: Yes.
Student: And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor: Yes.
Student: No, sir, there isn't.
(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)
Student: Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don't have anything called cold. We can hit 458 Degrees below Zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of Heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.
(There was a pon-drop silence in the Lecture Theatre)
Student: What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?
Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn't darkness?
Student: You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Light... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and it's called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, darkness isn't. If it is, You would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn't you?
Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man?
Student: Sir, my point is, your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor: Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student: Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a good God and a bad God. You are viewing the concept of God as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can't even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life, just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?
Professor: If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes of course, I do.
Student: Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?
(The professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)
Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor, are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?
(The class was in uproar)
Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's brain?
(The class broke out into laughter)
Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? .. No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable and Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures?
(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable)
Professor: I guess you'll have to take them on Faith, son.
Student: That is it, sir.. exactly! The link between man and God is Faith. That is all that keeps things alive and moving!
That student was Albert Einstein.
awe, i didnt expect a text from you tonight.
but i expect one tomorrow morning. JUSS SAYIN. :]
sicksadwerld:
fuckyeahalexzussman:
Song of the...
it's motherfucking poogle day.
I JUST MISSED ONE.
UUGGHHH.
im always going to be the oddball in the group.
Intersexuality on the Tyra show.
That episode has been stuck to my head all week.
So I brought it up in discussion in Bible class and I asked my teacher, “What does the Bible say about them?”
His response? Of course, he had to make it all fancy and sermon-like with his huge vocabulary and whatnot, but when it came down to it, his only answer was “They have to deal with it.”
What kind of shit answer is...
Mind blowing photographs of animals inside womb
fancymypants:
miriyum:
These amazing embryonic animal photographs of dolphins, sharks, dogs, penguins, cats and elephants are from a new National Geographic Documentary called “Extraordinary Animals in the Womb”. The show’s producer, Peter Chinn, used a combination of three-dimensional ultrasound scans, computer graphics and tiny cameras to capture the process from conception to birth. They...
OOOOOOHHH SHIIIEET!
TURR-UBBLE in the familyyy!
Sometimes,
it just hurts to see how different me and my best friends are.
Where my life is right now.
Half of the classes I’m taking my senior year are classes I’ve already taken and failed. I’m RE-TAKING them.
At this point, anything above a junior college is out of the question. I’m just trying to graduate high school.
My parents think I’m a failure and a total problem child.They’re embarrassed to even mention me to any of their friends.
My social life is...
I've been working my ass off the past week in...
And to hear that I’m still not good enough for my parents, well, it really hurts.
total shock.
spend quality time with best,
check phone 6 hours later to realize you missed a call you’ve been waiting for for days:P
>> Virginity.
waltzwithyourmurdererr:
-confidence:
jomeiphilip:
corruptvitality:
People are losing their virginity so fast and so young. Do you people even think about who you’re losing your virginity to? Sex is suppose to be special. Yeah, I understand your boy/girlfriend is very special but I’m talking about a higher level of special. Do you even think about what happens after sex? The possibilities...
