January 2011
171 posts
So my mom wants me to stay in for New Years Eve...
WHAT? First off, it’s break. WHAT HOMEWORK IS THERE. And even if there was homework, I sure as hell would’ve done it last week or Sunday. Second, I’ve been a fricken angel to you. My grades are all B’s and higher and I haven’t gotten in any trouble lately, so this can’t be a punishment thing. And third, you say I’ve been out too much lately and I’ve...
December 2010
324 posts
My mother would.
No, mom, I am going out tomorrow night.
people born in 1993-1999 have lived in two...
My New Years Eve plans,
-Spend all day doing stuff for my mom, keep on her good side.
-Start getting ready around 6
-Emmie’s cocktail party at her loft
-Ring in the New Year at Megan’s party with all the bests<3
-Rest of the night at RayRay’s! <3
About to be a good night.
Do you wanna know why our friendship sucked?
Cause you were a selfish, little bitch. You’re cool to hang with, just not someone you should let get comfortable with you. You’d shit all over them. And you’d know it. Our friendship was convenient and I don’t regret it. We used each other for our own good. Thanks for that.
6522.) I’m falling for someone I know I shouldn't,...
So you don't want a girlfriend,
but you still want to talk to me? How can I be so happy with this, yet so disappointed? I really enjoyed our conversation tonight. It was nice to get everything out. Well, almost everything. I’m always going to like you more than you like me. I want this to go somewhere some day. You don’t want a girlfriend right now, that’s fine. You say I’m a keeper, so why don’t...
My Hair is Willow Smith Tested: Dear you. →
-zac:
you taught me the meaning of the eight letter phrase i love you. How it shouldn’t be thrown around like herpes from a black man. You’ve seen me at my best, you’ve seen me at my worse. You’ve been there when i’ve needed you the most. you remember that time the power went out? and i was scared,…
:’]
When a guy says "We need to talk."
shit.
Seriously, I will pay someone to do this online...
This shit is ridiculous.
just watched Girl/Girl Scene with Amanda.
shit’s intense.
This New Years, I've got a kiss.
It’s just 475 miles away. Nbd.
:/
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
jenniiii:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
this.
No one has interesting conversations anymore.
